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THE "FORWARDERS" 12 STEP PROGRAM.

1) I will NOT get bad luck,
lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists
if I DON'T forward an email!
2) I will NOT hear any music
or see a taco dog, if I do
forward an e-mail.
3) Bill Gates is NOT going to
send me money, Victoria Secret
doesn't know anything about a gift
certificate they're supposed to send me.
4) Ford will NOT give me a 50%
discount even if I forward my e-mail to
more than 50 people!
5) I will NEVER receive gift
certificates, coupons, or freebies from
Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or
anyone else if I send an e- mail to 10 people.
6) I will NEVER see a pop-up
window if I forward an e-mail ... NEVER!!
7) There is NO SUCH THING as
an e-mail tracking program, and I am not
STUPID enough to think that
someone will send me $100
for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or
more people!
8) There is NO kid with cancer
through the Make-a-Wish program in
England collecting anything! He did when
he was 7 years old. He is now
cancer free and 25 years old and
DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, or
GET-WELL CARDS.
9) The government does not have a bill in Congress
called 901B (or whatever they named
it this week) that, if passed, will
enable them to charge us 5 cents for every
e-mail we send.
10) There will be NO cool dancing,
singing, waving, colorful flowers,
characters, or program that
I will receive immediately after
I forward an e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA !!
11) The American Red Cross will NOT >br>donate 50 cents to certain individual dying
of some never-heard-of disease for every
e-mail address I send this to.
The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations.
12) And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt
me into sending things by telling me
I am not their friend or that I
don't believe in Jesus Christ. If
God wants to send me a message, I believe the
bushes in my yard will burn before He picks
up a PC to pass it on! Now, repeat
this to yourself until you have it memorized,
and send it along
to at least 5 of your friends before the next
full moon or you will surely be constipated
for the next three months

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